Frisbee Golf Caddy Not Ruling Anything Out
A freelance disc golf caddy in Eagle, Wisconsin is exploring his options. He has not ruled anything out, nor has he ruled anything in.
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FIFA Honors O.J. Simpson for Groundbreaking Work on Two-Body Problem
“O.J. Simpson attacked the two-body problem with a ferocity that left the scientific community speechless,” said FIFA President Gianni Infantino, announcing the organization’s inaugural Prize in Physics.
FIFA Adds Multi-Ball, Fireball to 2026 World Cup
The governing body of world football announced Monday that matches played in the United States will feature the addition of a second ball in the 60th minute of play and a third, flaming ball during stoppage time to compensate for evolving American attention spans.
Trans Males Absolutely Dominate Iron Man’s Inaugural “Homemaking Triathlon”
Biological men demand investigation.