SPAM Marketing Team Quietly Abandons Email
After years of what insiders describe as “a complicated relationship with the medium,” the brand has pivoted to what a spokesperson called “more reliable channels.”
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Sliding Door Berates Florida Woman in Unhinged Rant
"I'm not even black," said Funt, who is obviously Caucasian.
God Drops Bible 2
The surprise sequel includes ten additional commandments, a foreword by Bob Ross, mixed Goodreads reviews, and several passages legal experts say may be “challenging for the Trump Administration.”
Wayans Brothers' "The Fast and the Furriest" Generating Oscar Buzz
The film has not yet been rated by the MPAA, though early descriptions strongly suggest a fun night in for the entire family.
Kellogg's Announces "Special RFK" In Partnership With HHS
Kellogg’s new government-backed cereal contains no seed oils, no added sugars, and "no artificial racoon meat."
Pentagon Releases Declassified UFO Footage Straight to Streaming
The 14-hour Tubi exclusive arrived with no press screening, a 6% on Rotten Tomatoes, and praise from critics whose recent recommendations include "Madea's Arbor Day" and "The Fast and the Furriest."
